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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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