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Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night

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(209):Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night http://tfl.nu/qk4g

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(305): View more from Florida

absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.

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(305): absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me. http://tfl.nu/sg2t

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(864): View more from South Carolina

u downloaded tardy 4 the party

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then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record

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(864): u downloaded tardy 4 the party (864): then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record http://tfl.nu/tz6u

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(207): View more from Maine

life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.

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(207): life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony. http://tfl.nu/1o2o

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(859): View more from Kentucky

do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?

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(859): do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night? http://tfl.nu/6qla

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(937): View more from Ohio

just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window

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(937): just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window http://tfl.nu/1nkj

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today

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(603): It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today http://tfl.nu/u6bd

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex

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(404): I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex http://tfl.nu/l3ei

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.

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(970): Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends. http://tfl.nu/wa9u

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(810): View more from Michigan

Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.

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(810): Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of. http://tfl.nu/bu1f

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i live my life in a constant state of hangover.

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(814): i live my life in a constant state of hangover. http://tfl.nu/8mlx

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(931): View more from Tennessee

a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.

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(931): a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra. http://tfl.nu/aq7e

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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....

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(201): Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me".... http://tfl.nu/qvca

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(601): View more from Mississippi

is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?

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(601): is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ? http://tfl.nu/32lf

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Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.

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(859): Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive. http://tfl.nu/nvid

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